NA players suck at bball. Lets take the courts back.

THE PLOT THICKENS AGAIN: Even more elite pickups. AskjellSolstrand is no stranger to bball court, and when he heard Broccoli Master was back, he felt the game calling him back as well. My ex girlfriend Svetlana, who I was not on good terms with before, has also signed up under the premise that this fight is bigger than ours, and we should put aside our differences to fight the real enemy: NA ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ who think they know how to ball.

OK MORE BREAKING NEWS: In addition to the legendary Artem, we just picked up another returning legend: Anatoli Brokoli aka Broccoli Master. We plan to hit the NA courts in force some time this week, sending an elite vanguard consisting of vLadimir, Von Nostrand, Artemopolis, and Broccoli Master to ravage those yanks in their own backyard.

NEWS NEWS NEWS NEWS NEWS NEWS NEWS: We just picked up the original EU Ballmaster. Artem Artopolis Superdopolis. That's right. He's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ back baby. The God returns.

Tired of seeing these NA noobs jump around like idiots and having the audacity to claim that they are good at bball?

Don't be. EU has always had the best bballers. ALWAYS.

Our Roster:

Artem - Basically the father of tf2 ball. No big deal.

Broccoli Master: The russian legend. Enough said.

vLadimir the $layer - Unless you've been living under a rock, you know this guy, no intro needed

"Doctor" Von Nostrand - vLad's 2v2 partner, again, unless you've been living under a rock he needs no introducing. Just incase though: He beat Wonderland (NA's pride and joy) 20-3 in a bball 1v1.

ShaDowBurn - https://www.youtube.com/user/SDBShaDowBurn

MGE Mike: Once again, no intro needed.

Warhuhyeah: ETF2L Div prem champion

JackyLegs: A soldier prodigy from WAR's team

Kiler4funn: Yet another ETF2L Div Prem Champion

Scofield: Basically the EU version of Wonderland. We just cut kaidus for him. He's good.

AskjellSolstrand: EU OG bball legend

svetlana✿: Don't think this OG baller can't school you just cause she's a girl gamer. She can probably out bench you too.

NA: Prepare to be


CRUSHED.