"The Bats"

Watch out for Cosmo/Fred. he dont come around much but watch out when he does. he leaves the fermo in sneaks hut at night when he is asleep. we always know when we have a new batch cause sneak walks funny. Cosmo is the Wombat high priest and maker of the fermo. he can put spells on you. i think he puts stuff in the fermo to make you, well, sexually active.

EE is our boy from down under. shark hunting potentate and finder of all things. you cant hide nothing from him in you maps. he finds it all.

sneak is a good lad from Cali. dont piss him off cause he knows karate. He slaps nobbers once in awhile with his instep and heel.

Lucy is the wombat minion and favorite of the clan. Keeps a clean piss bucket and talks a good smack.

Nobbers is El Guapo- leader of wombats and drinker of stale fermo. you will find him on the beach naked putting crabs on unspeakable places.

Me im the Nutz. all seeing all knowing god of the Wombat universe. and good looking too

Welcome Chao! Put some aloe on and keep an eye out for dolphins, and all will be good ;)

hey guys welcome in Chao. he is an old retired fart like the rest of us. He is also a writer so he is gonna talk better than the rest of us minions but dont hold that against him. he drinks fermo and runs around naked like the rest of us. A night snake banana hammock. I would need an anaconda:)

*thanks Deez for the invite, rips off his clothing to reveal a Night Snake-skin banana hammock, and helps himself to some Fermo with a smile, the radiance of pastiness from his bare and untanned ass lighting up the room like a thousand lanterns spawned with devtools.testing.console*

"Howdy!"

Greetings Sir Touri - my more formal/in-depth response is on DBN's WELCOME post ;)

make sure you check out the hut(discussion forums). theres a lot that goes on in there