Are you Thomson enough?

This is a group of specially trained and selected personnel that was born with one mission: To deport every last undesirable from North America.

As STD Inc., we hope to spread STD all over North America. It is our most important mission behind deporting undesirables.

It is an honor to ever be invited to this group. If you are invited to this group, you were specially selected by a group of judges.

To be selected, you must be considered abnormally Thomson by our group of judges.