This group is for players of Space (Best) Station 13, more specfically, Goonstation 13.

Seeing as this is the .38 Revolver, the most powerful handgun in all of Space Station 13 and can would blow your head clean off, you better answer my main man's questions.

Ziggy, more like Eats Dicky

noooooo take it back

Alison Briggs [145.9] says, "Quartermaster briggs here, please notify me if you need to place any orders."
Owen Briggs [145.9] asks, "BRIGGS?"
Owen Briggs [145.9] says, "NO, THATS ME"
Jack Sharburg [145.9] exclaims, "FAMILY REUNION!"
Owen Briggs [145.9] says, "THE SISTER I WISH I NEVER HAD"
Alison Briggs [145.9] says, "♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, I told you mom doesn't love you."
Owen Briggs [145.9] says, "DONT MAKE ME GIVE YOU THE SAME FATE AS OUR DEAR BELOVED MOTHER, -BRIGGS-"

Derek Waters says, "Since we don't have a court, you will be on a limited brig stay."
Waylon Smithers says, "FINE WHATEVER"
Derek Waters says, "No need to yell."
Waylon Smithers says, "ILL TAKE CARE OF THE TRAITOR MYSELF"
Derek Waters says, "You will be reassigned."
Waylon Smithers says, "YOU DIE TONIGHT DEREK"
Derek Waters says, "Nah."
Derek Waters says, "Extra minute for threats."
Waylon Smithers says, "♥♥♥♥"
Derek Waters says, "If you just calm down, I won't make you a janitor."
Waylon Smithers says, "OK FINE WHATEVER WE'LL DO IT YOUR WAY"
Derek Waters says, "Maybe something with prestige."
Derek Waters asks, "Barman? Chef?"
Derek Waters says, "You can pick."
Waylon Smithers says, "I'd prefer janitor"
Waylon Smithers says, "that way I an make you SLIP"
Derek Waters says, "Oh good, you've stopped yelling."
Derek Waters says, "But more threats."
Derek Waters says, "Tsk tsk."
Waylon Smithers says, "SLIP IN TO SPACE AND DIE YOU JERK"
Derek Waters says, "I sure hope I don't. Extra min.

Rowdy Roddy says, "WHAM BAM THANK YOU M'AM"