hello all,
it has come to my attention that multiple multiple members of sog gaming (all of them) are male. how is this possible? the rules explicitly state that only females are allowed. not a good look for you all...

anyways, due to the severity of the situation, i expect all of you to be receiving sex change surgeries by no later than two weeks from today's date (wednesday 8/4). i advise you all to get this done sooner rather than later, as your sog gaming membership card is subject to being revoked, not to mention that your chances of being named player of the week are severely limited.

thank you all very much for your cooperation,
blizzcape