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HOLI BUUK OF SMECKZ pert4

6,9 tausend yerz agå... in cheina... a knob wes born. da mader kalld da knob "ping" n da fader kalld da knob "pong" (nåt resist)
1 dey pingpong gå autseid 2 bai sum foodz... wen sudenly da pr0fet reveeld!!!
pingpong gat så skerd hi ♥♥♥♥ is pentz n da pr0fet sed "wat is dis smellz?"
pingpong sed "ur mader" n da pr0fet bcem så engri hi fakkin xplodedz
da pr0fet sed "MÄN WATEFUK U KALLIN MAMA?!?!??! SHEEEEE' U IVEN KNO WHO U MESSIN WIT?!?!?!?"
pingpong wes reli spookd så hi leid n sed "nå lol, who am messin wit?"... ät dis point pingpong hed kompleetly ruind his pentz
"am snoop dawgi dawgg... gengsta raper o smeckz n blessa o de w33dz"
pingpong gat konfoosd "buttz m8, if ur leik da w33dz gawd, y u nå kalm?" buttz pingpong didnz kno, dat da onli ting dat kuld mek a män moar engri is eskingz "wat, u med?"
da pr0fet didz a karate-ponch (u kno dat ting dat splitz brikz in 2) n split pingpong in 2 n kursed him "on eech seid of u der shal b a män, hittin ur testikelz wit a lil wooden tenis-rack, til da end o teim!!!" (n datz haw tebel-tenis wes inventedz)
buttz pingpong hed a werd fetish så hi wes leik "im fein wit dis"
da pr0fet xploded of enger n left a klaod of w33dsmåk after himz... sekondz l8er a vojs wes herd

pingpong, who didnz relize it wes smeckz... enswerd leik da treu knob hi wes "ur mader lol"
(n dat is y evri1s ping is hi in kompetetiv metchmekin)

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