Lets take a trip down memorial lane to when it all began.

It all started out on a rainy September night in August, when a group of horny swimmers in speedos felt bored on their spare time.
A young fella then suggested, something that was about to change their lives for ever. He introduced the thought of having a video game to play in the evenings. Hereby the idea of Counter Strike Global Offensive was born...

Today we stand as 8 united human beings, fighting Russian noobs and hackers everyday.

We have a dream that one day on the red hills of Inferno, the sons of former companions will be able to sit down at the table in Library on Inferno, without any Soviet noobs.

We have a dream that our four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be trashtalked by the color of their skins, but by their headshotting skills and prostitute mothers.

We have a dream today!



Clan members today:

1. "Trashtalker"
Specialty: Teamflashing in warmup. Running infront of The Mvp-Hunter and getting teamkilled.
Also known as: Konny Rock

2. "The Mvp-Hunter"
Specialty: Shooting teammates, planting the bomb and is also the bottom-fragger of the team. Rarely seen with a ping below 1000.
Also known as: Pnitisha

3. "The Caster"
Specialty: Opening doors on Inferno, casting games and stealing defuses. Constantly top-fragging and leading Sk Slasken to victory.
Also known as: Shank

4. "Lil Wayle"
Specialty: Losing the first 4 rounds and has inhuman map-awareness.
Also known as: Black ♥♥♥♥ Down

5. "P-Ninty"
Specialty: Tremendous twisted Auto-Sniper skills. Stealkills alot. Also founder of the famous "Timmie-place" on Cs_Office.
Also known as: Fish

6. "Leaf"
Specialty: Delicious UMP-skills. Quickscoper of the team. Has insane skins.
Also known as: Lövet

7. "Noob planter"
Specialty: Inspecting knives and is also the team-awper. Known for his awful plant on Cs_Cache which has lead to rattling internal intrigues and käbbel in teamspeak.
Also known as: Tofflaren

8. "Sjalen"
Specialty: Wearing sjals when he is out dancing. Smurfer of the team and is known for his human tec-9 skills.
Also known as: Hvalen

9. "Squeeky Peeker"
Specialty: Losing knife duals and spawning. Latest and least experienced member of the team. Also inventer of the world famous "Main to squeeky tactic" on De_Cache. Accepted as fake-planter of the team.
Also known as: Lille Bosse or as you say in english: Lil' ♥♥♥♥♥


Unfortunately we have lost our sacred hero, Hasselmusen the third. Get well soon. You will always be a part of Sk Slasken <3