THE CHILDREN AND APOSTLES OF THE DARK LORD SKELETOR

Welcome to the Church of Skeletor, where we plot evil schemes to defeat the wretched HE-MAN!

Skeletor also has an UNBOXING ADDICITION! Give him ALL OF YOUR UNOPENED CASES! MYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

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SKELETOR HAS RETURNED

10 December, 2015 - airborne | 3 Comments

Like Crystal Pepsi, Skeletor is back from the grave!
And his lair is now an apartment complex, but we can work around this!

Actually we can't I can't totally trick out my lair with cool shit to make it more lair-like because my land lord will kill me. I haven't payed rent in three months, but this is beside the point.

Please recruit new Apostles of Skeletor, we need as much help against HE MAN as we can get! Lastly, Christmas is around the corner, and I might possibly maybe perchance probably get you all something. ONLY SOME THOUGH! I'm not made of money! My landlord however, seems to think I am, THAT FUCK.

Love,
SKELETOR

SKELETOR NEEDS YOUR HELP!

24 August, 2015 - airborne | 0 Comments

SPREAD ANTI-HE-MAN PROPAGANDA ANYWHERE YOU CAN.
WE NEED IT TO DEFEAT HIM OR SOME SHIT I DON'T KNOW.

ALSO I NEED MORE MONEY TO FUEL MY CRIPPLING DRUG ADDITION.

MYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR