A Book Once

The mighty God we know as Shrek has laid his rules forth. He is our Ogrelord and his will is our command. Follow me my brothers and sister for we are brogres, the servants of his holiness. Follow Shrek's teachings and you too may know the joy that Shrek grants in your afterlife. Every man, woman, and child will live on a swamp planet. They will all be dressed as his faithful wife, Fiona. We will work on the onion plantations as he sits on his mighty throne made from the very essence of his first swamp. His voice carries on through out the entire planet asking us "WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP". If you are loyal and hold Shrek above all else then he may select you, his holy swamp child to breed with him. His prophet Eddie Murphy (wearing a donkey costume) will fly in the sky and will become Shrek's eyes. Our meals will be divine, onions and if you earn his favor eye jelly. His trusty advisers include Pinocchio, The 3 Pigs and the Gingerbread Man. they will live in his home swamp separated from us lower beings. If you would like to learn more please donate onions to our cause.

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