because i don't have enough room to bind this ♥♥♥♥

"it's like all the blood is rushing to my face, like a face boner"

"i have to grind my butthole against my chair to itch it"

"i wish i could drink that because it reminds me of fabric softener"

"i'm looking up golf terms so i can use them in innuendos"

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