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Eradicating Euroslime one team at a time.

TENTATIVE ROSTER:
SCOUT - Typical Chaos/Slayerdrake
SOLDIER - chakra/HBC
PYRO - Impulse
DEMO - Clank
HEAVY - Himmelstoss
ENGINEER - Medik
MEDIC - Monsterrr
SNIPER - PG13
SPY - ibuprofen

CURRENT BACKUPS:
Slayerdrake
HBC
Ditto

9:34 PM - Kara Looselips: IBUPROFEN ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ WITH THE KILL ON THE MED

MUMBLE QUOTES:

ibu: "Let's get this over with so we can all get back to Skyrim."

Monster: "I'm down"
moonchild: "♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, THERE'S A GIRL IN HERE?"

Typical: "I'm in Jersey."
Zarn: "What part of Jersey are you from?"
ibu: "Dicktown."
Typical: "Yeah. I'm in Dicktown."
ibu: "♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ County."

Typical: "MY NAME IS HIMMEL AND I TAKE FOUR HOUR DINNERS"
chakra: "He's probably getting high."

ibu: "Wow, I just realized we have two people named Monster and one person named Medik who isn't medic."
Medik: "Just call me Engineer or douche or something to get my attention."

Medik: "Which battlezone should I build my sentry in, 1 or 2?"
ibu: "On this battlefield, you want to build it in battlezone A on point 1, or battlezone 1A for short. You want to watch out for the Fegelein flanks on the right."
Clank: "Steiner..."

HBC: "I have to go to bed at 6pm to make sure I don't oversleep."

PG13: "Duckshit Gaming, professional pl_upward players."

ibu: "BakerMartin is my invite friend who has played Duckshit Gaming and says they are incredible. I mean, if BakerMartin says they're incredible, then we have a serious problem." (BakerMartin is some random)

Medik: "Wait, if their name is Ducksoup Gaming, why don't we just say Dicksoup Gaming instead of Duckshit?"
Clank: "Because it's more blunt and hilarious."

ibu: "Clank, do you want to play Heavy or Demo?"
Clank: "I don't know."
ibu: "Are you still sick?"
Clank: "Yeah."
ibu: "Do you need to use one hand to blow your nose?"
Clank: "I'll go get my PS3 controller."

(Playing a match without unlocks)
Impulse: "♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, what the ♥♥♥♥ is PYRO going to do?"
Chakra: "Pyro can sit in the corner and smoke weed."

Himmel: "3ez, dat means it more ez than 2ez"

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