Are you SHARK 2020 material?

I have a dream, that by the year 2020, all Selangor CS:GO players WILL BE GLOBAL ELITE!

*roars from the crowd*

Tonight, we stand united, across all parts of Selangor, with mice in our hands, and the strength in our hearts, we, will, be, ACCUSED OF HACKING!

Do you want a VACation? I CAN'T HEAR YOU! DO YOU WANT A VACATION?!?!

YES WE CAN! Let them call us as wallhackers, aimbotters, for IT, IS, OUR, GLORY!!!!!

Join me and together, we will achieve Wawasan 2020 CS:GO style!

Requirements to join:

1) Email me a copy of your IC as proof that your residential address is in Selangor. The IC name must also match your Steam ID. If not, please go to Jabatan Pendaftaran Negara to change your name so it matches your Steam ID. If they do not allow, report them to Lord Gaben(gaben@valve.com).

2) You must have over 3000 hours in CS:GO, AFK hours do not count, for I have specialised programs to track your gameplay vs idle hours. I will also know how much hours you spend fapping to Pasha's biceps.

3) Your rank must currently be Supreme Master First Class or higher. We do not practice rank discrimination, but if you are already Global Elite and join SHARK 2020, you will receive an 'AWP | Safari Mesh' skin for free !!!

4) You must have Unifi package 20GB/S so your bullet will reach your enemy before his bullet reaches yours. Example, one player with Unifi 10GB/S shoots at another player with Unifi 20GB/S, the 20GB/S player will win. He will be like Neo in the Matrix. If someone with 512KB/S connection AWP you from Dust 2 mid doors to T base, you can run to A long, go mid and knife the shooter, come back to your original position, the bullet will still be travelling halfway through the muzzle. Don't argue with me, this has been proven. Please email me your monthly bill for proof.

5) Your CS:GO must be running with a minimum framerate of 250FPS. I don't care if your resolution is 640x480 or 1x1, YOU MUST HAVE AT LEAST 250FPS! Upload screen recording to youtube and send me link for proof. This increases fire rates of all your weapons, AK-47 fires like a Negev and AWP fires like an auto.

6) You must use a CRT monitor for ultra low input lag. When your brain tells your hand to flick left and shoot, before your hand moves, the ingame character will have already flicked left and shot. Take a photo of your ultimate monitor for proof.

If you are confident that you have met all requirements, I welcome you with open arms. We are now brothers, sisters, students and teachers.

TOGETHER, WE SHALL, EMERGE, VICTORIOUS !!!


p.s. Jokes aside, this group is for Malaysian CS:GO players that don't take things too seriously. Ranks don't matter. Main objective, have fun. No flaming and no hostility. GL HF. MERDEKA!