We are the best ever or something.

As you all know, our dark lord Gabe Newell made a deal with the devil. He could make some of the best games in the world, but they could not go past the second installment. We must rise together and defeat Cthulu and his weasels from the laundry detergent dimension before it is too late. We may still get a third game out of him if we pull this off.