Depressing Doges for Depressed Dudes

Every mother secretly loves her son as Olympias loved Alexander. Your filial duty is to let her hear your powerful hips thrusting like a mighty engine, your fertile balls slap cheeks. She knows the musky stench of your love means grandchildren, and relevancy. Do not deny her!

Once upon a time during the rein of Robbie Rotten and The Great Oppressor there were two UNRULY THOTS. These THOTS spent their days trapping young men with tales of deceit and LEWDS. Their path of terror had to be stopped! The mods began ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ noose and gun reacts in retaliation to no avail! It became apparent to Robbie Rotten and The Great Oppressor that aggressive action must be taken! AT DUSK THEY STRIKE! HAMMERS SWING STRONG AND WITH SWIFT MIGHT THE THOTS WERE BANISHED FROM THE LAND!!! This day their act of heroism is often forgotten by most, but the OGs of the Dogeland member the day!

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i dont realy want to live rigthnow

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