You either become a layer or get laid ~ Gaymer Kieran

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I hear the memes in the wind
It blows a story to it’s end
Running the bath together
With all our might
In the hour of depression
With our fate in our posts
We swipe looking for hope
Together
Take my caption, bet you can
Feel the catfish close at hand
Now you know what to do
My Matches
Never looking back at the homophobic past
Even if my interest will fall to pieces

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CobaltAegis 16 May, 2020 @ 3:24pm

My heart goes out to all the tesco's workers having to deal with Bread Night tonight and tomorrow...

thoughts and prayers to all, I'll be clapping for them this coming thursday..

CobaltAegis 18 Feb, 2020 @ 6:00am

"I MEEUST PROTEEEUST"

CobaltAegis 18 Feb, 2020 @ 5:59am

DOPFHTTHER PLEASE WEETHIEVESDEPRETHIOUS (chin be jiggling all the while)
Rewatching it I can kinda see how it's "these machines are precious" but his stupid accent and chin get in the way so much there is no way it could be heard like that on first hearing. "Please receive your depression" sounds much more like what Churchill would say IMO xD

and a bonus:

AND BEFTH TO THE THIWD WEICH (He went a bit lucio there)

dan.1304 🎀

18 Feb, 2020 @ 3:54am

Doffcfhfhtor I muthhst profhhteththst

~ Churchill, Doctor Who, 2010

CobaltAegis 23 Oct, 2019 @ 3:16pm

Let me get one thing ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ straight. I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ maniacal. I'm absolutely frantic. I'm mad-dog. I'm beser. Im going wild, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ insane. I'm a cycle path(?). I wake up at 11:30 and drink flat mountain dew. Yall actually chew your spaghetti. Weak. PATHETIC. Ugly. I swallow it down my slippery gullet like its nothing. I go to kung fu lessons on tuesday and saturday so I can kick your ass..

CobaltAegis 25 Sep, 2019 @ 1:44pm

I'm sorry did you just say ♥♥♥♥ obesity