End the suffering. Equality for all.

All over the world, road cones are employed as disposable meat shields, and are frequently hit by cars and recieve NO COMPENSATION! They are treated as slaves, 3rd class citizens. We say road cones have feelings too, and this tragedy has gone on long enough. Join our struggle to give these poor creatures the RESPECT and DIGNITY they well deserve.

I mean, come on even ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ get paid nowadays.