YO YO YO, listen up fam, today was STRAIGHT FIRE! So, I start my day with a 360 NOSCOPE off the roof, screaming "MOM GET THE CAMERA!" like a total MLG PRO. Suddenly, outta nowhere, a SKIBBIDI TOILET from OHIO shows up, doing the gritty like it’s 2016 again. Bruh, my brain cells were doing the Harlem Shake.

Then, this giga Chad with ULTRA MEGA RIZZ struts up, flexing like "DO U EVEN LIFT, BRO?" I hit the DAB, do a quick whip/nae nae, and suddenly, a SUS IMPOSTER pops out screaming "AMOGUS!" while flossing. Doge and Nyan Cat fly by, spitting "MUCH WOW" and "VERY SKILL" like it’s 2014.

Shrek and Baby Yoda just chillin', sipping tea and judging us all like true legends. Shaggy uses 1% of his power to dab on the haters while E-girls with UwU eyes simp over him.