I CAN COUNT TO POTATO

WE ARE THE SPIRITUAL INHERITORS OF F2 CLAN
We is bunch of low ♥♥♥♥♥♥ pretendin' they have sum' skillz in Rocket League. Obv they don't can't play at all. Toxic ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Anyways, I am enjoy. To your enjoy, I am list dank classic Rakit Legue memez:
-don't touch and we will score; don't touch and they won't score (FIRST DANK MEME)
-POOOOOOPTRUUUUUUUUCK (Merc)
-"It would fall in anyway" (after touching the ball and scoring an own goal):>
-0:18 to score a goal or you'll lose the added time
-♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ginger walls -.-
-mic farting (ahuehueheuheuehuehahuahuahau)
-420 score wins the match 4 ya, no matter what; 720 is even better
-1 3:37 on the clock means good luck (almost rhymed there ♥♥♥♥♥)
-Pigeon. PIGEON. dunnno' if u get dis but FOOKIN PIGEON MATE
-Pigeon on a Scarab. Kill it before it lays eggs.
-Toon Smoke, Ink, Santa and Bubbles spamming <3
-Saint Aerial Pooptruck
-Epic Save Semi-Pooptruck (Roadhog)
-Wallriding Semi-Pooptruck XL
-"Who's got 5 zeroes?" after a goal in 4:59 smh
-gRuby goalkeeper
-"Chill, chill" (just before an own goal)
-having 5 zeroes in the whole match (a bit meta)
-FLICZU FLICZU
-COBRA always in the right place (1mm behind your rear)
-"I will destroy the goalkeeper" (actually does it)
-New metas:
*bicycle hit which actually hits the ball behind(!!!)
*during a kickoff, going for the boost and not picking it up
*reverse driving
*going for the ball and not hitting the ball during kickoff
*Mongorian kickoffs (pro-like tries)
-6 monkeys on the server (5 monkeys and a Horse, says the victim)
-WEO WEO THE POLICE ARE CUMMIN
-FIRST TOUCH!!!!!
-wherever, whenever, however you scored a goal, it's all thanks to COBRA <3 all hail the almighty COBRA!
-without me, you would have nothin'! (0/2/0/0 score) - recently evolved into without you, i'd have nothin' <3
-FOOKIN DARK SOULS CAMERA ON THE WALL!!! (still on some maps)
-"What did you wanna' say, xxx?" (accidentally pressed mic button)
-FASZYSTEN!!!
-GRANATEN!!!! aka HUUUUUGE POTATO
-Goal without a shot on goal (Ruby®)
-Nail!
-STOP CRASHING IDIOTS
-lol happens
-this is not a dig doofus
-izi watch look
-nice fake ;]
-say hello to reddit/youtube
-u did that on purpose...
-that's a throw
-ez street kids
-ez demo kids
-controller calibration...
-good job frodo, u are the best <3
-i'm going for that ball
-cat roar <3
-ruby pinch (copyright striked @ kuxir)
-multipla (Grog)
-bebok hitting the ball towards own goal 100 mph just below the crossbar
-uncle touches first
-chidori, thousand plovers
-back pass? more like, bypass your brain

HONOURABLE MENTIONS
-cashflow2000, his spirit lives on, still inspiring to this day
-manfred, azot, mp3 and all the misspelled nicknames
-top tier duo bebok&yoshi