CS:GO idealists

Dear fellow quixotic members,

As per the quixotic medical team's advice, a mandatory penis inspection will be held July 20th at 9 am PST for all members to ensure good health.

Ensure to shower beforehand to prevent any more complaints from the medical staff.

This inspection is MANDATORY for all members. No showing will result in permanent suspension and further inquiry. Members with a valid reason may be able to postpone the inspection with the permission of the department head.


Best Regards,

Scotty2hotty