Pluto Is a Planet Association of America

Pluto is a planet.

Executive Board Members:
Administrators
Chairman: Mister Wermansherman Esq.
Chief Executive Officer: Gordon Freeman PhD.
Chief Operations Officer: DM4Mixtape
Chief Financial Officer: Nova
Chief Administrative Officer: Shankeh
Chief Information Officer: Countfreezy
Moderators
Chief Science Officer:Chris
Chief Technology Officer: Walter Melon
Chief Marketing Officer: Marine
Chief Human Resources Officer: Twitchy PhD
One may ask, what do the responsibilities of an executive board member entail? I have also asked myself such a question.

Further Information
Concerning Our Movement:
Dwarf Planet is a term used by heretics in their feeble attempt to defame Pluto. The IAU (International Astronomical Union) is a group of inane individuals, who in 2006 made an unprecedented attack on Pluto by erroniously declaring that it was not a planet. According to numerous mass surveys, the vast majority of the world, to this day, disagrees with this infamous organization and its idiocy. Since this conclusion made by the IAU, NASA has figured out that Pluto's diameter is larger than supposed.
IAU's arbitrary criteria for being deemed as a planet is as follows: A celestial body that (a) is in orbit around the Sun, (b) has sufficient mass for its self-gravity to overcome rigid body forces so that it assumes a hydrostatic equilibrium (nearly round) shape, and (c) has cleared the neighbourhood around its orbit.
Pluto hasn't met the third criteria stated by these fools. It might make sense that Pluto isn't deemed a planet... except for the fact that the Earth doesn't fit this criteria either!!! That's right; with the definition used by this organization, the Earth shouldn't be considered a planet. Overall, it is clear that an organization this preposterous should not be given any regard as a proper educational organization. Will you let some random organization tell you what and what not to call a planet?

Sources and Links
http://time.com/3429938/pluto-planet-vote/
http://www.cnet.com/news/should-pluto-return-to-the-planet-club/
http://press.princeton.edu/cgi-bin/survey/survey.cgi?survey_name=pluto