We steal pizza rolls to fill our pizza roll hungry tummies.

We are the leading galactic empire in the universe. With the strength of our allies and our royal soldiers, we will march throughout this worthless galaxy and give it hope. What is that hope, you ask?

bizza rolls

We will create factories all across the universe to mass produce these heavenly gourmet meals.

If you do not agree with our cause, you will be wiped out. Enemies of the TPRG do not last long. UwU.

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Hmmm Pizz

jaspersauce

31 Mar, 2021 @ 5:47pm

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25 Mar, 2020 @ 11:02pm

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Catalyst 3 Feb, 2020 @ 1:16am

take a steamy hot shower and wash your testicles thoroughly

after drying, take an electric razor and carefully shave hair off (i shower then shave because it gets rid of gunk and sweat, otherwise vice versa can work). this could take a while

wash testicles with lukewarm water and apply a baby soft odorless lotion

take another shower whether it be within the same day or not

rinse and repeat till balls are deliciously smooth