Proud club for al de cootie boys and cootie girls out dere

Meowish Summary:
*meaaaaph, meeeph, meaaaaow, gaaaof*
*myaaaph, brrrrrrrrr, meph-blep*

English Translation:
Sit, stare, loaf, huggle, cuddle, purr, pounce to yours heart's content.
And shar de magic of de pinky paws around.