Penissijan Federation

Penissija greatest country in the world.
All other countries are run by little girls.
Penissija number one exporter of dildos.
Other countries have inferior dildos.

Penissija home of First Sex-Shops.
Penissija, Penissija you very nice place.
From Plains of Tarashek to Norther fence of Gayville.
Penissija friend of all except Russia.
They very nosey people with bone in their brain.

Penissija industry best in the world.
We incented toffee and trouser belt.
Penissija’s prostitutes cleanest in the region.
Except of course Turkmenistan’s

Penissija, Penissija you very nice place.
From Plains of Tarashek to Norther fence of Gaywille.
Come grasp the might phenis of our leader.
From junction with the testes to tip of its face!