that one team

Current: Hotmess 2016
(Adam, Impulse, Presto, Lucy, Summer,)

Francis melee-skeeted Adam.
Francis melee-skeeted Adam.
Francis melee-skeeted Adam.

PLAYED IN EQ4 AND BOT LOL

Played in RBT3, we got like 10th I think. #l4dsuperstars #momgetthecamera

8:34 PM - Ram: wanna start getting in server nayway?
8:34 PM - Ram: 1v1 me
8:34 PM - Adam: im fkuing stopid leol

ACTIVE ROSTER:

Adam (Captain) -- "Why the hell am I the captain of this team?" Once rang in a match and beat Lucilfer. Takes dog on 50 minute safari walks to dodge scrims. Times died on DK3 coaster choke: 9002. Times survived: whenever anyone but him goes up.

Rails -- I WISH THESE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ JOCKEYS WOULD MAKE NOISE! 'Rang' for team like 16 times then eventually cracked and joined.

Lucilfer -- This is the 2nd incarnation of Lights. Likes to drop chargers down skylights, surprising the other team by falling and getting stuck instead of hitting.

Impulse -- What was your endgame? "I've never been married." The Hispanic version of Hann. "Are you some edgelord trying to oppress the lower tier gamers?"

Presto -- ALL OF US.

Summer -- Hahahaha.

FORMER/INACTIVE MEMBERS:

Verbanski -- Not verbatim: 'Why you online its only 5am :-)' He has good internet now, but still drops offline. Free charges eaten: a lot.

Air (Inactive) -- really good at hitting survivors in ceilings.

Migo(BOT) -- Texan Canadian MontFan.

Muddy (EQ4) -- the ocean.

Verb: I'm gonna shoot down the moooooooon
Adam: I need to take a toke, I can't deal with him right now.