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Shrek has recently shaved his thighs, I may now lick the leg hair that he has shed onto my head. I lick the hair of my head for Shrek. He ♥♥♥♥ in my hair, and says,"It'll all be ogre soon." Then he shoves his massive ogre ♥♥♥♥ into my skull. I know I will die soon, but I did it for Shrek. Shrek is love, Shrek is life.