Bust a nut, brother

Nutty Brothers is a new eSports organization looking to break into the top 5 professional CS:GO rankings by the end of 2017.

Team Lineup as of 2017:

Tin Can is the designated clutcher of the gang. He sits in spawn and waits for his team to die so he can shine in the spotlight. It is unknown whether this is a tactic he employs on purpose or if he is actually just AFK every round getting more snacks. Either way, when it comes down to the clutch, if anyone can do it, Tin Can.

Heegman is Nutty Brothers senior member. At the ripe age of 47 he is still the fastest AWPer from the United States. He plays at a slightly above average sensitivity of 13. This high sens makes him a very inconsistent player, but when he plays well he is considered by most to be the greatest AWPer of all time. kennyS is quoted as saying "Watching Heegman play is such a pleasure. His AWP skills surpass my own at least 3 times." Heegman trains his flickshots with 25 pound wrist weights before tournaments and takes them off before the big games for maximum risk/reward.

Big ♥♥♥♥♥♥ Rat is Nutty Brothers newest acquisition and designated bomb carrier/hacker. He is set up with a $5 million contract for 2 years and is the hope that Nutty Brothers can contend with the best of the best. He has yet to show his full potential, but if the rumors that he has custom hacks in his $5 Amazon Basics mouse are true then the best teams had better watch out...

Charles the Mule is the Main Bait of the team. He graciously sacrifices himself to set Heegman up for collateral AWP shots on a round by round basis. His statistics are not the greatest because of this and he has received flak from the NUTTY FANBASE over the past 2 seasons, but the other members on the team reaffirm that Charles is a great morale booster and sets up the round winning moments. Nutty Brothers would not be the same without him.

Albert Dean is the In Game Leader for the squad. His understanding of the game is on a different level than most players. The strategies that come from this mastermind are praised by even the greatest CS players as "fresh and exciting." He led the Nutty Brothers to a solid 5th place finish at ELEAGUE SEASON 4 with an amazing underdog victory over tournament favorite SK Gaming with his genius strategy "rush Mid to B" on Dust 2 in overtime 3 times in a row. Unfortunately his intelligence is detiorating because of a massive brain tumor and his contract will be up by the end of the year. Will the Nutty Brothers keep Albert and try to work with his condition or will they release one of the original Nutties to find a more suitable leader...