Welcome! We are a clan dedicated to turning the universe into penis carvings.

Join me on my quest to propagate art across the universe. We, humans, need to educate other intelligent species about the true meaning of culture. We need to carve penis shapes into planets' crust with our laser guns to leave behind a monument to our greatness for future lifeforms to marvel at. Even if it takes us several thousand lifetimes, provided enough people are devoted to the task, we shall eventually transform the universe into a better, more optimistic place.