Its been a little over a year since the founding of The Church of Nicolas Cage, and we've reached 200 members! Our Lord and Savior thanks you for all your efforts and worship to allow this community to grow.

While our lord is being praised by more people everyday, we must convert our fellow human beings. Many have not heard the wise words of our God, such as "Oh no, not the bees!" and "Whats in the bag, a shark or something?". The people around us must be enlightened, invite you friends, neighbors, dogs, even your enemies (Except bees, DO NOT invite bees.) Your enemies may be enlightened to become your allies.

Invite away! Let others experience the blessings of The Cage!