Ali gets stabbed as we cap

We have Dantwist on our team.

Roster S19

Scout: Dantwist
Soldier: Panda
Pyro: Muffin/Polar/BurN
Demo: elek
Heavy: Civ?
Engie: Ali
Medic: Jerrrr
Sniper: Egwat?
Spy: Zycstrike

Official Saxophone Blower Replacement: Flour
REST IN PEACE: neum (Mother was too strong and took his pc away from us)
Subs: Don Quixote, LEGENDARY SHERM, Polarstar, Flour, DJ Bigmac, Ruthles, Matchu "gayboy" odadjian

Why we love ali
Jerrrrr: Do you think his life can be spared?
Jerrrrr: Tex must die bc its Tex
Jerrrrr: but secretly im gay for tex, no homo
:salt:: thats true
:salt:: im secretly homo for tex, no hetero
:salt:: he must die
Jerrrrr: Ok so we kill tex and bring back Nw! sounds good
:salt:: hella
:salt:: what a plan

ali: After that bullshit ass Deborah who gets a venti 7 pump mocha with 8 raw sugars and light foam asks us to remake her drink 3 times she can fuck right off
Jeremy LF Pyro: Deborah sounds like a real bitch
ali is now Online.
ali: She is man. And she orders on the mobile app right. And then picks it up through drive through and complains that the line is too long like
ali: Bitch
ali: Walk inside the store
ali: And pick it up
ali: It takes literally 5 seconds
ali: THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW
ali: TL;DR FUCK DEBORAH
Jeremy LF Pyro: Deborah will die
Jeremy LF Pyro: Zyc asks in mumble is she fat
ali: she's pretty hefty ngl
ali: but not like FAT

UGC Team Page[www.ugcleague.com]

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Thanks for the fun times guys

3 May, 2016 - Jerrrrr | 0 Comments

Sadly Ive decided to pull the plug on TF2, you guys were great and I hope you find some awesome teams, Idk if I accidently removed you, but feel free to readd me, Ill still be on steam. Jerrrrrr is officially out of business.

Petition to rename team to BariSTARS

1 May, 2016 - zyc | 4 Comments

zyc 'ring: Omg im a genius, our team name should be the bariSTARS!!!!
zyc 'ring: Get it because we are baristas.
jamaican minotaur slayer: Oh man
jamaican minotaur slayer: And entire team made up of baristas
jamaican minotaur slayer: An*
zyc 'ring: that would be awesome lol
jamaican minotaur slayer is now Online.
jamaican minotaur slayer: God damn
jamaican minotaur slayer: Do you think there's that many baristas in ugc
zyc 'ring: no :(
zyc 'ring: but 2 is enough
zyc 'ring: im making a petition to jerr lol
jamaican minotaur slayer: Yes keep my updated. This will be a powerful movement

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