infecting since -somedate-

are you a true necroderp? do you explode when you bitchslap someone?
do you infect people by ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ in dead herp's heads?
do you nom isaac herp?
do you hug him to death?
do you kiss him and then rip his head off?
are you a baby that explodes?
do you have tentacles coming out of your neck?
do your limbs grow back right after they've been cut off?
do there come little necroderps out of your belly?
do you get killed by a ♥♥♥♥ door?
do you get penetrated by spears? (and eventually explode?)
do you act like you're some dead ♥♥♥♥♥♥ lying on the ground?
do you shout "BWA BWA BWAAAAAA!!"?
do you hide like a coward behind an object and then suddenly charge and headbutt isaac?
do you puke on his face till he has to puke too?
do you scream like an anoying child and bite isaac's arm off?
do you make isaac suck your tongue (that has a 'baby' attached to it)?
do you eject little hamsters as you are attached to a wall?

then you are a true necroderp!!!
necroderps united!! hump dead herps ffs!
infect yo buddys... (they need to be dead first...)
shout some bwabwabwaaa through chats...
stuff like that...
BEWARE OF THE DOOR!!! It's our only weakness D:

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the origin of GAK...

11 November, 2012 - Japple | 5 Comments

After I've seen the commercial about "GAK", I got interested and decided to do research for the producement of "GAK". I found out that there are 2 major ingredients:
the first ingredient is to make the product sticky. I found out this ingredient was the ♥♥♥ of the infecturrs, as I saw in the test room how they obtained this ingredient. They kept the infecturr in the room, and added a fake dummy wich was hollow inside. As the infecturr followed its natural instinct. It began to hump the dummy. After several minutes of humping, the infecturr injected a liquid into the dummy's head. After that they remove the dummy from the room, and obtained the liquid. And later mixed with the second ingredient.

the second ingredient is the little alien lifeform,
bursting out of sacks of the "pregnant". these little bastards are called "swarmers". This ingredient is essential for the texture and the slimy quality, and also made the product more durable. First they collect a ton of swarmers, and put them into a gaint bowl. Then they grind them untill they are nothing more than just some green diarrea. Then they just easily add the grinded swarmers to the mixture, add some dyes and mix it for 3 hours... Last but not least they fill the jars with the final product, and goes directly to the store to be sold as "GAK".

note: any contact with the inner organs and "GAK" may cause a necroderp transformation, use at your own risk.

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