We do meth, so you don't have to. :^)

3:00 p.m. rise

3:05 Chivas Regal with the morning papers, Dunhills

3:45 meth

3:50 another glass of Chivas, Dunhill

4:05 first cup of coffee, Dunhill

4:15 meth

4:16 orange juice, Dunhill

4:30 meth

4:54 meth

5:05 meth

5:11 coffee, Dunhills

5:30 more ice in the Chivas

5:45 meth, etc., etc.

6:00 grass to take the edge off the day

7:05 Woody Creek Tavern for lunch-Heineken, two margaritas, coleslaw, a taco salad, a double order of fried onion rings, carrot cake, ice cream, a bean fritter, Dunhills, another Heineken, cocaine, and for the ride home, a snow cone (a glass of shredded ice over which is poured three or four jig­gers of Chivas)

9:00 starts snorting meth seriously

10:00 drops acid

11:00 Chartreuse, meth, grass

11:30 meth, etc, etc.

12:00 midnight, Hunter S. Thompson is ready to write

12:05-6:00 a.m. Chartreuse, meth, grass, Chivas, coffee, Heineken, clove cigarettes, grapefruit, Dunhills, orange juice, gin, continuous pornographic movies.

6:00 the hot tub-champagne, Dove Bars, fettuccine Alfredo

8:00 Halcyon

8:20 sleep