MeatCat's Excellent Agenda

During World War II, the United States used Navajo Code Talkers to communicate sensitive information in a way that neither Japan nor Germany could unencrypt. After WWII, however, they all became homeless and sad. They all spent their meaningless lives playing too much World of Warcraft and gaining weight. Running secret communication programs was their specialty, so they decided to run their own private server only for cool people. One fateful day, MeatCat entered the server. He argued that the server sucked ass. They all hated him but they couldn't ban him because there was too much cool seeping out of his pores. MeatCat saw potential in this server and, being a young man with ambition, he started to unravel his plan to take it. In 1959 MeatCat started a rumor that Vietnam was becoming Communist. Outraged, America went to go stop it and Vietnam got pissed and decided to actually do it and also to hate French people from now on. After Nam, war was highly looked down upon. All World of Warcraft servers became empty and bankrupt because it has the word "war" in it and parents didn't let their kids play it anymore. (It was not until 2004 that Blizzard would bring the game back.) Now empty, MeatCat easily took the server. Little did he know, the Vietcong and Navajo Indians plotted to end him. They went to his house and beat the ♥♥♥♥ out of him. It was like 27,000 on 1. That's not even fair. MeatCat narrowly escaped with his life but passed out on some interstate in Dallas,Texas. He was found by The Opponent who picked him up and took him in. The Opponent was in Texas because Tin lied to him and told him there was way too much weed there. There was no weed there because Mexicans hadn't been invented yet. He watched over MeatCat for a week until he noticed that he was in a coma and not waking up anytime soon. Deciding that he wasn't going to deal with that, he put MeatCat into a cryogenic sleep. In November 22, John F. Kennedy was assassinated. It was then that the CIA invented Garry's Mod to preoccupy everybody and forget about the assassination so that everybody would stop sending them spam mail about how they conspired to kill him. In 2001, September 11, The Opponent's had a black out at his house, awakening MeatCat, whom he forgot about in the very back of the freezer. That much power awakening all at once after being stored for 42 years is only bad news. Then 9/11 happened. Then MeatCat invented 3D Porn the Semi-Serious Dark RP to apologize to the world. It would later be named "MeatCat's Excellent Agenda" in memory of how it was created and why.

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