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The Children of Mama Luigi believe that Mama Luigi is the only God. This belief is called Luigism. You must pray two times (2:00 am and 2:00pm) a day to the lord and savior Mama Luigi. You mustn't play on Sony or Xbox to join our klan. PC is an exception. Hail Mama!

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Mama's Back

22 October, 2017 - Mr. KIno | 0 Comments

im actually really lonely right now and i want someone to play with

A MATTER OF UPMOST IMPORTANCE

18 May, 2017 - Yeah.. Sure | 1 Comments

I THE MIGHTY AKU NEEDS YOUR HELP.

My friend has recently been scammed by some scumbags.
http://gtm.steamproxy.vip/id/ZemboK
http://gtm.steamproxy.vip/profiles/76561198384323036
These ♥♥♥♥♥ here have stolen quite a bit from him. If you can help a demon lord out please report these two quick so we have a change of getting the items back and banning these ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

Thank you.

Your lord AKU

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Baltimore Chief Of Police 26 Sep, 2022 @ 8:29pm

I would like to raise awareness over my #metoo sexual assault experience in spring 2017, when mama luigi cornered me in a hallway, and requested to fondle my genitals while implying he was armed with a gun. Though I have stayed quiet for 5 long years, the truth is I was deeply traumatized, being unable to eat or sleep normally for months after the incident. The night terrors, I still experience infrequently. I wake up sometimes and still feel Mama Luigis fat finger tips and rough nails dragging across my scrotum. BE CAREFUL AROUND THIS MAN.

TünaFishSamwich 1 Oct, 2018 @ 6:52am

Who else here dresses up as Luigi and records Instagram videos at a children’s park?

TünaFishSamwich 27 Sep, 2018 @ 4:37pm

Can you burn a luigi board

golf rumors 5 Mar, 2018 @ 5:05pm

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Yeah.. Sure

23 Dec, 2017 @ 12:47pm

weight, which according to Alex Schlessingerman's "The Physics Factbook" is 70kg or 154 pounds. Weight is found by multiplying an object mass by the force of gravity, 9.81 meters per second. After taking gravity out of the equation, the average mass of an adult human male is 7.14 kg. I then found the volume by dividing this number by the average density of a human, according to Wikipedia, 985 kg per meter cubed. The volume of the adult male was then found to be .0072516316 cubic meters.Utilizing the volume of the average penis I found earlier, 9.72 in cubed, I get .0001592828 meters cubed. This means the penis is 2.19% of an adult male's volume.Assuming a lack of testosterone or female hormones makes the person a female, balls ignored for ease, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ a trap is only 2.19% homosexual.