♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ magnet, how do they goat

" The church comes with magnets and when you die, we load you up with magnets and ascend you to heaven with magnets and a goat
to pay your way across the heavenly river,
Somewhere a few miles up from earth "
The holy goat magnetism conundrum, 1 Magnet iii. 8.

" So there's really just like a couple hundred dead bodies just floating over there "
-Fernão de Magalhães, Portuguese explorer with no social life.

" Once you pass the flight height of planes you've passed the holy river and have therefore been worthy of going to magnetic goat heaven if not then obviously your goat offering wasn't good enough "
-Magellan

" I've seen the glory and the light "
-Neinko, stupid italian ♥♥♥♥, but for you it's first class corporal