- When Jesse Perring runs over a mushroom, Teemo dies.
- When Jesse Perring enters a game, the Baron ragequits.
- Items in the shop pay Jesse Perring to be used.
- Jesse Perring's ELO is longer than pi.
- When Jesse Perring gets in range, turrets target themselves.
- When Jesse Perring uses Karthus's ultimate, several people in Asia die.
- When Blitzcrank uses Rocket Grab, he is pulled to Jesse Perring.
- Jesse Perring plays League of Legends with the monitor off.
- Guardian Angel armor is really Cloth Armor that Jesse Perring has touched.
- Jesse Perring uses Ashe's Frost Arrow to hit opponents in next week's game.
- Jesse Perring has gotten a dodecakill in a one-on-one game.
- Kanye West cannot interrupt Jesse Perring, because everyone knows that Jesse Perring is the best LoL player of all time
-When Jesse Perring looks in the direction of an enemy Annie, her Tibbers eats her

We haven't seen or heard of him in so long its official. The man must be dead. What happened to Monique is still unknown but what we are sure of is that Gabriel has died. Witnesses who saw him last say he died fighting a bear. Many say the bear was trained by Chuck Norris and said he died crying like a ♥♥♥♥♥. Now back to our head anchors John and Dominic. But first the weather. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6z88ur-8bY

Don't Forget ... Big Giant Titties

...testicles

Congrats to Squall for being the only one to make it so far. Although everyone else progressed through the first round, and you elimanted me. The damage is done, and in return of winning such a great prize. You did good. Congrats, and I hope to see us in more tournaments. Hopefully this is just the start of a strong gaming team. Hopefully (Highly doubt it). Anyways good job. Nice try to everyone. Gg