Hyp House X Lobby 1: The Great Merge

Let it be known across the realms, to all who lend ear or cast eye upon these words that I, with exuberant spirit and irrepressible joy, do extend my most resplendent greetings: What up, guys. In this hour of camaraderie and casual kinship, I raise my voice not in solemn decree, but in jubilant exclamation, to herald the convergence of our noble fellowship. With vibes unshakable and energy unmatched, I approach this gathering not as stranger nor mere acquaintance, but as a fellow sojourner upon the road of shared memes, spontaneous banter, and collective brilliance. Know this greeting not as mere phrase, but as a ceremonial utterance, steeped in the ancient rites of chill, signifying the sacred union of kindred spirits bound by laughter, chaos, and unspoken understanding. Thus do I declare, with utmost finesse and unfettered swag: What. Up. Guys.

let it be proclaimed to all who bear witness—henceforth, I do pledge myself to this most esteemed fellowship, binding my fate to its cause and my heart to its kin. With steadfast devotion, I shall don the noble colors of this house, bearing them as a symbol of my honor and allegiance. Each soul within this hallowed gathering is as a cherished sibling to me, and this company, a beacon of unity and strength. No mere alliance is this, but a brotherhood, a sisterhood—a family forged in shared purpose and revelry. Let none doubt my loyalty, nor my fervor, for I stand among you now, resolute and true. Onward, together, into glory!