LLAMARAMA

Things to know about llamas.
*Llamas spit on people of lesser social significance.
*Llamas were the first known form of life.
*Llamas are tri-sexual.
*Llamas use UFOs to abduct humans for research.
*Llamas have long necks so that they may look down upon you with pity.
*Llamas know martial arts.
*Llamas can fly.

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