Skipper in the wardroom drinking gin,
Hey-o, hairy cuban on a raft!
I don't mind knocking, but I ain't a-going in!
Hey-o, hairy cuban on a raft!
His teachers are laughing like a drain,
Hey-o, hairy cuban on a raft!
Been listening to that good ol' dubsteb again,
Hey-o, hairy cuban on a raft!

Skipper in the wardroom drinking gin,
Hey-o, hairy cuban on a raft!
I don't mind knocking, but I ain't a-going in!
Hey-o, hairy cuban on a raft!
His teachers are laughing like a drain,
Hey-o, hairy cuban on a raft!
Been listening to that good ol' dubstrb again,
Hey-o, hairy cuban on a raft!

Chorus (repeated after each verse):
Hairy cuban on a raft on a Monday morning,
Oh, what a terrible sight to see,
Dabtoes forrard and the dustmen aft,
Sittin' there a-pickin' at a chicken on a raft!
Hey-o,hairy cuban on a raft!
Oy-o, hairy cuban on a raft!
Hey-o,hairy cuban on a raft!
Oy-o, hairy cuban on a raft!

Chorus (repeated after each verse):
Hairy cuban on a raft on a Monday morning,
Oh, what a terrible sight to see,
Dabtoes forrard and the dustmen aft,
Sittin' there a-pickin' at a hairy cuban on a raft!
Hey-o, hairy cuban on a raft!
Oy-o, hairy cuban on a raft!
Hey-o, hairy cuban on a raft!
Oy-o, hairy cuban on a raft!

My dad gave me the middle finger and the forenoon too,
Now I'm even hairier than you!!!
There's the coastguard sailin' overhead,
Oh this brings pain to my hairy head!

My dad gave me the middle finger and the forenoon too,
Now I'm even hairier than you.
There's the coastguard sailin' overhead,
Oh this brings pain to my hairy head!

Well, I had a donkey who tried to ♥♥♥♥ me
And she did indeed kiss my hairy knee
Her heart 'twas like a hairy shower,
From A's to D's in a quarter of an hour!

We kissed goodbye on the midnight raft
She didn't cry, when I put it in her shaft
Am I the one that she loves best
Or am I just a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ with a very hairy chest?

We kissed goodbye on the midnight raft
She didn't cry, when I put it in her shaft
Am I the one that she loves best
Or am I just a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ with a very hairy chest?

An Amazon snail lived in los bosques,
She only had her kids in twos and threes;
Her sister tells me that I'm the one she'll kill,
She says she won't but I think she will!

An Amazon snail lived in los bosques,
She only had her kids in twos and threes;
Her sister tells me that I'm the one she'll kill,
She says she won't but I think she will!

I had another girl in Miami
And, oh boy did she make a fool of me!
Her heart was like a hairy shower,
From A's to D's in a quarter of an hour!