We are TEAM DUCK!!!

This is Crash_Buddy (The creator of La ligue des canards) and I just wanna get some stuff out of the way like rules etc. so ummm... I'm gunna list somethings you shouldn't do on this group. (And other stuff aswell.)
(1) Aye aye, Captain!
(2) do not ask to be an Admin I don't trust a lot of people to be an admin.
(3) I'm bad at making rules.
(4) no advertising if you do advertise something I will temporarily ban you.
(5) no bullying unless I say you can :)
(6) some rules may not be on this list.
(7) say "Eh?" after every sentence or I will ban you, Eh?
(8) calling me dumb will result in a permananannent ban.
(9) I hat u.
(10) Ummm... hmmm... what rule should I put here? I KNOW!!! I am your new mommy saying otherwise will force me to call your mommy.