Have Sex With Our Girlfriends, Or Else!

We enjoy hunting people down in Unturned and destroying everything they worked for almost as much as watching our significant others get their orifices destroyed by another man. They're a few codes we follow here at Kuckboy's Uncut that are vital to our survival.

1. If you find a Fedora wear it.

Fedoras are to hide our identity as cucks, and make people believe we are in the friendzone. When in reality, we are in the beautiful cuckzone.

2. Murder anyone who isn't a potential cuckboy.

Anyone unwilling to be a cuckboy is also unwilling to be alive. Make sure you bm them hard while and after murdering them. Just like black dudes bm you while they have at your girlfriend.

3. Gather potential cuckboys.

Anyone who is cool and is pro-murder is a potential cuckboy. They must also be relatively-toxic and willing to Jihad. Survival of the fittest, cucks.

4. 24/7 BM (bad manners)

Bm all your victims by blowing up their things, teabagging their bodies, ect...
Bm your fellow cuckboys, bm your dad, bm yourself. Bming is what keeps your spirit up in the most dire situations.

5. Join the fucking steam group ingame so we don't shoot eachother.

Join the god damn steam group ingame so we dont fucking shoot eachother.

6. Put "Kuck" in your Unturned name somehow.