Heading to Blizzcon on Thursday. I would be so happy if Lord Kotick would make an appearance for me.

And he thinks that you would give him 30 dollars for cutscences that are already in the game you own AND on youtube, umm what??? What???

http://kotaku.com/5639929/activision-considers-selling-video-game-cutscenes

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http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/view/101503-Kotick-Wants-Call-of-Duty-Subscriptions-Tomorrow

You will be rewarded with 500 US Dollars for doing any of the following:

1. Entering the costume contest at the 2010 Blizzcon dressed as Kotick in a fashion that brings humiliation to him.

2. Interrupting one of the keynote events with group chants of hatred for Kotick or huge banners/signs professing the hate.

3. Asking an Activision Blizzard management official repeated questions about Kotick and how he is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ on games during a Q&A session.