In which there are pals of Kili

THE KILI AND PALS CREED: "David is awesome. David moves with purpose and fluidity such that the world has never before witnessed. His intellect and charm suggests to me that he is not a mortal, but instead the physical embodiment of God Himself, cast upon the Earth in a stunning spectacle of light and chorus, so that we-who-are-not-worthy may be blessed by his everlasting grace and beauty.
It is to the utmost importance that we do not take for granted David's presence. I for one will savor every second I spend on the same planet as him as if it were to be the last. For if he were to suddenly leave this world, and only in Sainthood would that happen, my grief would know no ends."