RULES AND REGULATIONS FOR THE MORTALS(HUMANS) 🐾💜

Rule #1 : You shall rub Kitteh's belly at your own discretion. Kitteh shall not be responsible for the results.

Rule #2 : It is permissible for Kitteh to accept a bribe. It is not permissible for the mortals to expect any results from said bribe.

Rule #3 : Kitteh shall sleep whenever Kitteh wills it and mortals are allowed to pet kitteh during the sleep.

Rule #4 : Mortals are allowed to pet Kitteh but only when it suits her.

Rule #5 : If food anywhere is kept unsupervised, Kitteh is entitled to the said food.

Rule #6 : All the fresh laundry is first to be tested by Kitteh and only after the test is completed, mortals are allowed to touch it.

Rule #7 : Mortals must always gift Kitteh new toys.

Rule #8 : Kitteh is allowed to gnaw on mortal's ears, but it is never permissible for a mortal to gnaw on Kitteh's ears.

Rule #9 : You shall never meow to Kitteh.

Rule #10 : When Kitteh says it's time to play, mortals must buckle up and play. 💜



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