Self Explanitory

There's no weapon of mass destruction, there's only Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever!

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 99%.


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