So at a bar in australia there's a customer who brought his pet aligator into the bar. He walks up to the bartender and asks him "If I put my dick in the alligators mouth and he doesnt bite my cock off, will you give me a free drink?" The Bartender replies "Sure, I'd like to see that!" So the australian man taps the aligator's head and it opens it's mouth. The man whips his dick out, lays it in the aligators open mouth and nothing happens. The man removes his penis and the bartender gives him a drink. Then the man asks "Any one else want to give it a shot?" From the back of the bar, Luke Coppick's voice speaks up and says "I would but I don't think I could open my mouth that wide!"

My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, 'If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately.'. Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- 'Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 28, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because tauber gave me cancer anyway.