FOR JAM WORSHIPERS AND ONLY JAM WORSHIPERS

Hello, and welcome to the Jam Cartel! We are an Only Jams, j*lly, p*nut b*tter, and any other spreads are unacceptable. To join our Jam cult you must pledge your loyalty to Jam, and the leader of our Cartel Snuggles. As leader she has the purpose of enforcing and spreading the Jam gods will. Second in command Koko, leader Snuggles, and loyal members of the cartel (such as you!) have pledged to purge the world of abominations (anything not Jam). So young Jam lovers, will you join us and spend the Jam?