The Trail of Beers, and the Fruit Loop Factory in the sky

Legalize ranch, hit some Cherokee chicks; wash, rinse, repeat. But please remember to get horizontal, before getting vert.

"No disrespect. Do you squirt? I ain't trynna drain your meat flaps, I'm just hashtag askin'. My boy's trynna pop a drain in your beef glands, but I'm just trynna write some Super Nintendo Yelp reviews. What are you readin'? Mein Kampf?" - RIU V2, The Mallato Himself

This group is dedicated to the great Mallato; the narrow path, the Trail of Beers has many meanders-- however, with ranch at our side and our brothers and sisters residing within our hearts-- the journey to the great Fruit Loop Factory in the sky is far from impossible.

Try to remember that your body is a communion; we are all brothers and sisters in ranch, and it is our duty to give eachother the mythical job, at the great Fruit Loop factory in the sky-- for it is not by our own merits of Loop, no! It is by the grace that we give eachother that this dream may someday, be attainable.

Just as an ending disclaimer, we are firm, "ranch activists," which entails fighting for the legalization of ranch and its many medicinal uses.