It's okay, you can do what you waauunnt now.. :(

Wah has been missing since the 9th of febuary! We are all worried and hope we find his body before its consumed by maggots. We've all come to the conclusion that he has been killed, now to find his body.


First, Detective Prored had to see if anyone had seen Wah. Below is a conversation between Detective Prored and Red Dwarf.


13:31 - Prored.: jimmy
13:31 - Prored.: does wah still exist?
13:31 - Prored.: or has he died
13:31 - Red-Dwarf: uhm
13:32 - Red-Dwarf: don't know
13:34 - Prored.: I thought you spoke to him on WoW
13:35 - Red-Dwarf: Naaah
13:35 - Red-Dwarf: pawz might know

Here we found out that Red Dwarf had not seen Wah but he referred me to his freind Pawz. Below is the conversation between Detective Prored and Pawz.

14:30 - Prored.: I wait for you all morning
14:30 - Prored.: AND NOW YOU'RE AWAY
14:33 - Pawz is now Online.
14:33 - Pawz: hello
14:33 - Pawz: i was eating pasta
14:35 - Prored.: Hello
14:35 - Prored.: Wheres wah
14:35 - Pawz: Hi
14:35 - Pawz: Um
14:35 - Pawz: Not sure
14:35 - Pawz: I deleted him
14:35 - Prored.: Does he still play WoW?
14:35 - Prored.: WHAT WHY
14:35 - Pawz: I blocked him so dno

I found out that Pawz and Wah had been argueing and haven't spoken in about a month. This is where the worry started. Pawz then went on to say that he only blocked him, Wah still may be on WoW... but he wasn't. As shown below.

14:41 - Pawz: http://eu.battle.net/wow/en/guild/ravencrest/Bamboo/
14:41 - Pawz: that is recent activity of the guild he is in
14:42 - Pawz: and he isnt there
14:42 - Pawz: so not sure
14:42 - Pawz: his most recent activity was on the 9th
14:42 - Pawz: which is when he stopped coming on

This was terrible news to find out. Detective Prored then realised that Wah has recently been talking to another person he met in an online chat. This mysterious figure is suspect number one.

After a discussion between Detective Prored and Deputy Alex Offer we came up with two theorys. Theory one is that that Wah had met up with Suspect number one and been brutally raped until death then shoved in a boot.

Theory two had appeared after we got a shocking peice of evidence from Pawz, Wahs close friend. He sent me a picture.. I warn you to only look at it if you have a strong stomach.

http://i.imgur.com/rr3vcXw.jpg (read the chat, whalecow is wah)

The image shows Wah depressed, this is something we see everyday. This leads to our conclusion of theory two; he may have comitted suicide.


Officer Ben KoyanisQ has returned from his holiday with a peice of key information. Before christmas Wah said that he was going on holiday just after christmas to the philippines! This could be his location!



Wahs Funeral Song 1
Wahs Funeral Song 2
Wahs Favourite Song