Lets just all chill

Hello friends, civilians.
I am here to notify you that a friend of ours (F I Z Z Y) has nearly gotten herself fired. Literally. Whilst contemplating the ratio of chicken to crumb in a nugget. Izzy distracted herself at work today. She decided to craft a deadly weapon of speed and aerodynamics. Yes. A paper plane. Once it had been built to perfection, there was no stopping her desire to take flight. As the old man holding a box of tampons entered the store. She knew it was time. She launched the plane into the air. 360 no scoping until she lost her vision. The plane was headed straight for the fryer. Luckily just in time, a goat sprints in. Goat kicks the plane out of the way and sacrifices himself for the safety of others. 3pm they start selling lamb burgers with paper plane napkins. At the end of the day we are all reminded of the sheer loyalty and love of goats worldwide. May we remember Johan the goat. R.I.P. Love