The Gods of Luck shine upon us.

Ever get a headshot with a Huntsman without even looking to see if there was an enemy at the end of the arrow? Ever said "♥♥♥♥ it" and charged a full health, revved up heavy with your ubersaw only to get two lucky crits in a row? Ever accidentally hit M1 after falling off a ledge and backstabbed a fully ubercharged medic?

If so, then do I have the group for you.

What are we? We are:

• Players who never have bad days, simply because we can't get any worse.

• Players who know how to have fun, because we gotta have something to do while we're this bad.

• Players who take every compliment with a grain of sand, and every insult with a grain of sand.

• Players who use binds to let the TF2niverse know one thing, and one thing only:

Binds means we're good at this game

If you're all or none or some of the above, then join us! We really don't give a ♥♥♥♥!